June 19th, 2008
College - Panda And The King
Here is another story of my friend, Panda. I'm sure his life has brought tears in your eyes when you read his other stories. (Yes, prolly because of laughing hehe). Anyway, this story is one of a lifetime thingy that you are suppose to take.. But in Panda's case, he just threw it away...
One Saturday afternoon, Panda and J (I'll call another friend of ours as J) were playing video games at Panda's place. He was asked by his parents to not let anyone park in front of the gate to avoid the hassle of looking for the person who parked his/her car. As dutiful as Panda, he never once checked the gate and just played all afternoon with J. When Panda realized that it was almost time for his parents to come home, he finally checked if someone parked his/her car in front of the gate. Sure enough, a white Expedition(not exactly sure, but that was Panda's nearest description of it) was blocking the driveway. Panda panicked and cursed the person who owns the car. He called the guards (Panda lives in Valle Verde btw) and gave them the plate number of the Expedition(?). The guards replied that it was from a Ms. King, Panda who was not in the right state of mind (well.. he's always not in the right state of mind hehe), thought that Ms. King is an old, rich hag. J watched Panda's furious actions and did what a close friend would do, laugh at him (haha). So Panda demanded the guards to have Ms. King remove her automobile in front of the gate. The guards then went to a nearby house and asked for Ms. King, who was visiting a friend, to move her automobile. Panda on the other hand was busy cursing the world while J went back inside the house. After a few minutes, Ms. King with her friend arrived and Panda is still busy cursing the world (how.. lame hehe). Well here's how it went
Ms. King: "Excuse me.."
Panda turned around and recognized who Ms. King was.. none other than Bianca King wearing a very, very, very, short.. shorts(exact description from J) and a sexy blouse.. Her friend is also a beauty, wearing mini skirt and tank top. Two heavenly bodies right in front of Panda, as if all of the misfortunes that he had turned into an extremely lucky day.
J did not have the heart to go out from the gate when he saw the 2 sexy girls outside. He just observed the 'situation' at the other side of the gate.
Panda: "awauuwwauuaa.." (yes, lame indeed)
Bianca King: "Yes?"
Panda: "Ah eh.. ah..."
Bianca King: "I'm sorry for the trouble, I do not have any place to park my car.. I'll move it right away."
Panda: "itssss o-o-ookay"
Bianca King: "Is there anything I can do for you to allow my car to be parked here for a few more minutes?"
J said that he saw the 2 girls showing a cute expression, as if Panda has the power to control them and they'll do anything he wants. (ok it may not be true, but you know.. that's a question that should be taken advantage of.. joke hehe)
Panda: "......uhh"
Bianca and friend with puppy eyes..
Panda: "....."
Bianca and friend: "Anything we can do..?"
Panda: "ah yeah.. you can park your car at the next street"
J: "...."
Bianca and friend: "......"
Guards: "......"
As expected from Panda, he sure knows how to handle things (LOLS). J was speechless after the event and showed great disbelief. He labeled Panda "The Shame of Man" (nyahaha).



